[Voice Post | | Accidentally Posted To Journal With Phone]

Niko Leandros, if I have to hear your voicemail one more time, I am going to start pitying your ears; really, there must be a point wherein the polyphonic rendering of Kung Fu Fighting becomes tiresome. Phones are not just vibrators, you're aware? They can also be used to communicate with ( Read more... )

Currently, there are a few pressing questions on my mind, like, what was I doing yesterday? Or, why was I doing it? Or, better, why wasn't I doing something more interesting?

And the answers I received-- what it is truly like to torture oneself to the extent of continual stoicism-- hardly compensates for the time wasted ( Read more... )

[Voice Post | | Accidental]

[Some absentminded mumbling...] Vel frigo pluo? Minime, illiud...

Quod tunc... [And, finally, the City's translator kicks in:]

No, no, a cold shower. Definitely best.

[/Voice Post | | Accidental]

I'm sure someone must know how to rid an apartment of wet dog smell. Because I cannot take much more of this.

[ooc Plz ( Read more... )